Wee, this Is Fun!

I need to go work on some paintings for my annual calendar and need a day off. So, here goes, gang! No rules, remember? I’ll start with a photo I’ve had kicking around that I’ve never known what to do with. All I know is that it makes me laugh every time I see it.

What shall the caption for this photo be?

Help me think up a good caption. Ideas, anyone? The funnier, the better! Ah, the Art of Life.