Art Humor – this is good!

Now, don’t go reporting me for plagiarism! I have no idea where this is from, or I’d give credit. For all I know, maybe it’s been going around the Internet for years. But I just got the e-mail, and it’s too good not to spread around.

(Have you ever tried to turn an e-mail into a blog post? Let me tell you, it’s not easy!)

Here’s the joke:


A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.    However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, ‘Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.’

I had no Monet

To buy Degas

To make the Van Gogh.


See if you have De Gaulle, to send this on to someone else.


I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.